Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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