at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
