You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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