i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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