You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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