its not stalking. its research.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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