Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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