It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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