We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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