Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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