bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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