I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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