So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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