Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
