do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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