these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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