Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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