I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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