Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
