My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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