haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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