we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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