I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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