Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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