; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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