I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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