its not stalking. its research.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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