Swine flu. Run for my life!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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