I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
