are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I can tuck mytits in my pants
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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