i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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