WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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