people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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