; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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