Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i don't like sucking hair
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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