dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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