It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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