she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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