Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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