You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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