man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
