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Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Congratulations! We have a period
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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