WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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