I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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