Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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