Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
