I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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