I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
handjob tips. give me some.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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