They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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