I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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