Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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