I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Shame - the story of my life.
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