Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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