it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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