Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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