the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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