ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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