How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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